The bottle says habanero. The heat says jalapeño. That’s the thing to sort out before you buy Secret Aardvark Habanero Hot Sauce, because it decides whether you’ll love this sauce or feel a little cheated. If you want habanero flavor on something you can put on nearly anything, it’s one of the best out there. If you want habanero heat, you’re going to be let down.
I write a lot here about what a Scoville number does and doesn’t tell you. Secret Aardvark is the bottle I’d hand someone to make the point. It sits around 5,000 SHU, nowhere close to what “habanero” implies, and the sauce is better for it in almost every way except an expectation of heat. Let’s dive into a bottle.
Secret Aardvark Habanero Hot Sauce
The bottle says habanero and the heat says jalapeño, which will disappoint anyone who came for a punch. Everyone else gets real habanero flavor on a savory tomato base you can put on almost anything.
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Flavor
What you taste first is roasted tomato. Not vinegar, not heat. Tomato. That’s backwards from a lot of the hot sauce aisle, where the vinegar goes first and everything else falls in behind it. Here the tomato leads, the carrot sweetness follows, and the white wine vinegar hangs back. The company says that’s the whole point, that they wanted heat and flavor “without the strong vinegar flavor of many others,” and you can tell they meant it. It’s got body, too. It doesn’t run. It comes out of the bottle a little chunky, with bits of tomato and pepper you can see, and it stays where you put it.
Scott Moritz, the maker of Secret Aardvark, built this recipe to fix something that bugged him. The way the company tells it, he came back from eating his way through Mexico, Costa Rica, and the Caribbean amazed at how much was going on in the street sauces down there, and irritated that American hot sauce mostly “led with water, salt, and vinegar.” Secret Aardvark was his answer.
Look at what’s in it: white wine vinegar, roasted tomatoes, habanero, onion, carrot, sugar, prepared mustard, salt, cornstarch, herbs and spices. A few of those choices carry the sauce. The vinegar is white wine instead of distilled, so it’s rounder and doesn’t scrape the palate on the way in. The tomatoes are roasted, which is where the sweetness and the little bit of char come from. And there’s prepared mustard, which is uncommon in a hot sauce. Mustard and carrot together lean Caribbean more than American, and given where Moritz had been eating, that tracks. The company doesn’t come out and say it, but it’s hard to miss.
Add it up and you get a sauce with a real savory base under it, not just heat and acid. The mustard and carrot ride on top of the habanero, the onion and tomato hold up the bottom, and the pepper comes through as fruit, which is the best thing a habanero can do.
It’s fresh pepper mash, too, not dried or extract. Fresh keeps the tropical side of the habanero, and that’s the whole reason to reach for the pepper in the first place. This sauce really lets the habanero’s tropical fruity flavor shine. I keep landing on the word addictive. You go back to the bottle a second time in the same meal without really deciding to.
The back end is the quieter part. There isn’t much capsaicin in a sauce this mild, so once the warmth steps off, what’s left after you swallow is the tomato and the mustard tang, not a serious burn. The knock, if there is one, is that outside of that lingering warmth the finish is short. the flavor doesn’t trail too long. Though, that builds (as does the heat to an extent) with a prolonged eating session.
Let’s talk sodium while we’re here. Secret Aardvark Habanero has 40 mg per teaspoon serving (2% of the daily allowance.) Not bad, but this is a hot sauce you’ll be squeezing out in quantities often way more than a teaspoon. Keep it in mind if you’re watching your sodium intake.
Heat balance
Here’s my one real gripe, and it’s nit-picky. It’s about the label, not the recipe.
The word on the front is habanero. A common orange habanero runs 100,000 to 350,000 SHU, and if that word is why you grabbed the bottle, you came for a punch. Secret Aardvark lands at 5,000 to 7,000. That’s a notch above Cholula and a notch below El Yucateco’s habanero sauce. In pepper terms, a hotter than average jalapeño.
Nobody’s being deceived, exactly. But the label writes a check the sauce doesn’t cash, and anyone who bought it for the heat has a right to be annoyed.
Credit where it’s due, though. Getting a sauce this mild from a hotter pepper without wrecking it is not easy. The lazy way to tame a hot pepper is to bury it in vinegar, and then vinegar is all you taste. Secret Aardvark cuts the heat with tomato and carrot instead, so it drops Scovilles and picks up flavor at the same time. Habanero flavor at jalapeño heat while also keeping your overall hot sauce nuanced is hard to pull off. And it’s the best reason to own the bottle.
But most people when buying a hot sauce use the pepper to gauge potential heat, not flavor. Just know going in that you’re buying a low-medium heat sauce with an extra-hot pepper’s name on it.
Usability
This may be the easiest 5 I’ve handed out. There’s almost nothing you can’t put this on.
Eggs, tacos, beans and cheese, a sandwich, fried chicken, rice, a salad. It’s good enough to be the only sauce on a burrito and mild enough to go on your eggs first thing without ruining the morning. The savory tomato base is why it gets along with all of it. Straight vinegar sauces fight with dairy and with anything already acidic on the plate. This one doesn’t.
Give the squeeze bottle its due, too. The squeeze top has the right size hole, which you never think about until you’ve wrestled one that either dribbles or dumps. And the slightly chunky body leaves a little texture on the plate instead of just wetting it down.
Collectibility
This is a bottle you use, not one you display. Putting that out there first.
The comic-book logo is fun and the plastic squeeze bottle is cheerful and pretty much indestructible. But there’s no heavy glass, no wax dip, no batch number, nothing that asks you to keep the empty. It’s made to sit on the table and get worked through, and it’s seriously good at that.
That’s the right call for this sauce. It’s also why it doesn’t score higher here, because collectibility is about the bottles you want to hang onto or the sauce that stands out from the crowd, and this one is by design meant to be used a lot and run out fast. And it will.
For the record on who’s behind it: Secret Aardvark Trading Co. started in Portland in 2004. Scott Moritz died of pancreatic cancer in 2009, and his wife Stacy has run it since. Still independent, still made in Oregon.
The bottom line
Don’t buy Secret Aardvark for the heat. It says habanero on the front, but it drinks like a spicy jalapeño, and if a fiery punch is what you’re after you’ll put it down disappointed. Buy it for everything else. It’s one of the most usable bottles I own, real habanero flavor on a savory tomato-and-mustard base that goes on eggs, tacos…or really near anything, without a fight.
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Probably my favorite hot sauce. So versatile and delicious. The heat is there but it isn’t overwhelming and the flavor is good enough to match.
I totally agree with almost the entire review, however, I think that “collectibility” doesn’t have much impact on my love of a hot sauce. The overall rating being brought down by that one category doesn’t make a lot of sense to me. I feel like it should be an “extra” category and informational only.
This is some of the best I’ve had. Low sodium as well. My go to has been Marie sharps original for a couple years. This is more like something from a taqueria homemade. Excellent!! Although a little more than I like to pay.
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Thanks for a great review! Sounds like a Must try!